Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Nothing I say will help him

Brother Charlie Tibble, the ward gay, wants to know why we don't do road shows any more. I don't know how to answer him without offending him. I will pray about it.


A said...

Why don't we have road shows this spring? Perhaps if Brother Tibble co-produced the show with Sister Blassengame, that would get him "hitting for the right team"?

Bishop Higgins said...

A road show this spring, you say? Now that might be a wonderful idea. I know someone with a lot of wigs and fake beards. Maybe we could arrange this, just as you say. Thank you for your inspired suggestion. But don't give any more. Remember, I'm the bishop. Not you.