Friday, February 27, 2009

This week's 498th least popular sin

Standing in the kitchen nude while holding a plate of spaghetti in one hand, and a bowl of salad in the other, then juggling two squirrels and balancing a tea cup on your nose.

(Really, the only harm here is that the squirrels get dizzy and it's considered torture).

Thursday, February 26, 2009

No one said the pioneers got off easy

Pick the Sick

Ward quiz--Can you match the disease with the ward member currently suffering from that disease?

1. Dengue Fever
2. Rhabdophobia
3. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

A. Mitch Seldonhoff
B. Kathy Barkling
C. Don Wadler

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Pioneer disagreement

Monday, February 09, 2009

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This week's 6th most popular sin (Youth Edition)

Singing "Where Can I Turn For A Piece" instead of "Where Can I Turn For Peace" and telling your primary teacher you are "steadfast and bowelmoveable".


Sunday, February 08, 2009

Get To Know Your Ward Members

When Simon Sieman Jr. was a senior in high school, he always wore a cape. When Simon Sieman Sr. was a junior in high school he was an avid bug collector. Well, they've both just moved in the ward and they are still just as weird. But that's no reason for us to deny them a hand of fellowship. We'll just want to make sure and wash that hand, quickly afterwards. Any suggestions on what callings they should have?

Monday, February 02, 2009

Brother Samuelson, executive secratary calls a ward member

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