Pretending you're Jewish just to get out of attending sacrament meeting.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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6 comments:
What if you do it to get out of eating bacon? Is it still a sin?
Shalom ya'll!
Seems like that could come back to bite you in the butt. Sure, you'd get out of Sacrament Meeting, but then your whole Saturday is blown.
Janelle
Are you really a bishop? Just wondering. I don't think that last one would work since everyone already KNOWS you're a mormon anyway. Maybe if you're a new move-in or something. It's funny though.
Come on Gerald. Post another.
does that mean my old neighbors are mormon after all? i mean they CLAIM the whole jewish thing, but now i wonder....
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