How I Love Provo

I was thinking this morning about how much I love Provo and in fact, I've come up with some slogans. Which is your favorite?

Provo, Utah! Radiant. Clean. Asleep by 10:30.

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Provo, Utah! Spreading homogeneity since 1902.

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Provo, Utah! If unicorns were real, this is where they'd live.

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Provo, Utah! Diversity can kiss our bums.

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Provo, Utah! Some of us enjoy boating.