Sunday, May 08, 2011

Least popular Mother's Day gifts

  • Ball-peen hammer
  • One gallon drum of sea salt
  • Track jacket that you just got from the hall closet
  • Jergens hand lotion
  • Coupon book of 10 free hugs. Oh wait. Those are sort of popular.
  • Chinese/English dictionary
  • Baby chickens. (That's Easter, silly)
  • French horn
  • Coupon for 50% off your next Haitian child adoption
  • Paxil
  • 1984 Ford Festiva


Laura said...

I'm lovin' the Paxil idea...

Sister Snarky said...

Are you kidding? Paxil is the best gift ever. Especially if there is some refills left on the prescription.