Last Sunday, little Roger Briggs had the worst testimony I've ever heard. My wife said, "But he's only five". That may well be, but he never mentioned any member of the Godhead or his family or his health or how much the bishopric cares about him. None of that. Just some stupid thing about a dog and a turtle. I don't know why I'm so mad about this, but it really gets my goat.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
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Dear Bishop,
As you know, I've been keeping a list of all of the ward members who let their children give sub-standard testimonies. Roger is the third Briggs kid to make the list. Marjenie Briggs made it with that comment about loving her cat and Theo has made the list 4 times, most recently for picking his nose on the way down from the pulpit. This was not only rude and gross, but it was also a blatant violation of Fast Sunday regulations.
Always your servant,
Brother Burton
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