I had a dream last night that Joseph Smith prayed to find out who to vote for and his answer was that he should not vote for any of the candidates. That none of them would lead us in the right direction. But instead, that he should write in the name of Kelly Ripa. That's when I realized I was dreaming.
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I'm very disappointed that you'd post a porn image on your blog!! What message are you sending to the young men AND women of your ward????
I'd be very disappointed in me too, if I posted a porn image on my blog. Good thing I didn't do that.
Although you didn't leave your name on your comment, I have my suspicion that this is Sister McCallister. Sister McCallister--is that you writing this comment? Just remember sister, Kelly Ripa is a child of God, too. Just like you are, just a more toned child of God.
My speech teacher in college went to high school with Kelly Ripa. She said she was a slut. Maybe the devil was trying to sway you subliminally in your dreams, or maybe my speech teacher was just jealous?
I wouldn't vote for Kelly Rippa.
I hear that she works outside of the home.
That photo of Kelly Rippa is photoshopped.
I think we should have an Enrichment activity where we bring our scrapbooks and Sister Evans can teach us how to Photoshop away our love handles and stretch marks.
Or Maybe she can just take this picture of Ms. Rippa and Photoshop my head onto her body.
I HAVE SEVEN KIDS! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE GYM!!
I really wish you would post a picture of Kelly Rippa's husband.
I'm not sure that really is Kelly Ripa. It looks more like LaNette Flake from the Highland 4th ward. She's been stuck up ever since her Uncle Ricky paid for that gastric bypass she had. I think you should call her Bishop.
Janelle
I'm very disappointed that you don't post any porn images on your blog!!
Just kidding.
No I'm not.
How can we get more bishops like you? This is the best advice ever.
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