Thursday, December 11, 2008

Contents of Sister Jorgenson's testimony.

Here is a 2008 summary of the content presented to us by sister Jorgenson as she has given us her testimony each month.

11 comments:

Tabitha said...

I didn't know you kept such precise records. I would like to see your pie chart for me.

Anonymous said...

Oh how I love this blog. Sister J...what a woman. Thanks for the graph to help put it into perspective.

God said...

Hey, Bishop!

I'm trying to update the way you receive revelation for your ward - trying to be a bit more energy efficient, going green, you know? So send me an email, and then I'll have yours, and we'll see how it goes from there.

Thanks!

Love,

God

p.s. Oh, and about last Tuesday night - don't worry. I won't tell if you don't! *wink!*

Andee said...

I love you, Bishop Higgins.

mineminemine said...

My testimony pie chart would be 100percent "I KNOW the church is true" and 0 percent about my cats -who (by the way) can and do meow "I Hope They Call Me on a Mission" while they are waiting for their Salmon Feast dinner.

Stephen Erastus Knudsen III said...

The cats can meow all they want -- they will never grow a foot or two, even with Salmon Feast, but even if they did they probably wouldn't make it past the stake president interview.

My Testimony is way off the pie chart.

And fake Bishop Higgins -- I have seen your facebook page, and I am almost certain that it is fake, too.

Kathy B. said...

Bishop Higgins is freakin funny! And your son Nathan...the nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

Sawbux said...

Pie charts make me hungry!


For pie!

Anonymous said...

This is the funniest post EVER.

Mike and Hallie said...

Bishop Higgins, have you been . . . RELEASED? We miss you so very, very much (tear).

richard dandelion said...

I think it's so wrong when people bare their testimonies. Haven't they ever heard of modesty?

Criminy!