Saturday, August 15, 2009

The muck and mire and the possibility of fabulous hair

So often in life we get bogged down in the various bogs and muck and mire of everyday living. And by bogs, I mean sins. And by muck, I mean a lack of faith. And by mire, I mean bogs.

Which is why I'm so happy that Sister Flambertson has created a new product she's calling Restitution Shampoo and Conditioner. And while it won't actually get rid of any of your sins, at least you'll great hair. Because there's nothing worse than low self esteem because of all your sins, and then to top it off, you also have ridiculous hair.


Barry and Shannon said...

I know I often get bogged down by lusting after someone else's hair during sacrament. Thank goodness there is now a product where I won't feel outwardly judged anymore because of my poor hair. Now I'll only be judged for lusting in church!

Anonymous said...

This is the most retarded blog I have ever come across while blog surfing.

**Wishing I could get back the last 90 seconds of my life**

Bishop Higgins said...

To Anonymous,
Mom, I've asked you to please quit leaving rude comments. We've been over this before.

Anonymous said...

lol bish