Monday, May 19, 2008

Good seats in heaven still available

Alan Siepert has done it again and we don't call him the ward liar for nothing. He has some of you convinced that all the good seats in heaven are taken. He said all seats in front, close to God have been reserved since 1956. First of all, there aren't any seats in heaven close to God. All the seats are good and all the seats are close to God. Now, it is true that only 30% are padded and those are in heaven's relief society room.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ahhh Freakin! You mean I still have to go to Relief Society in Heaven?! That just really blows.
Do you think there will be Xanax in heaven?