Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Lost and Found

For the next two weeks in the foyer at church we will have a table set up of lost and found items. Please check the table for any items you may have lost. No word yet on whether Tabitha Clawson's virtue will be there.


Tabitha said...


If you keep sharing these things with people in the ward I will stop telling you all those details you seem so interested in, and I will cancel our standing weekly appointment.

By the way, what are the different kinds of petting again? Janie was asking and I couldn't remember.

Bishop Higgins said...

The different kinds are: heavy, medium, light, and Mexican petting. Mexican petting is where you use Picante Sauce. It's one of the worst kinds of petting. It's also where the phrase "the stain of petting" comes from. Come on, Tabitha. We've been over this a million times.

Anonymous said...

mmmm Mexican petting! ... never tried that before ... and I thought it was going to involve a Mexican ... you sure showed me1