Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Question: Bishop, why aren't there very many famous Mormon ventriloquists?
Answer: If you were going to ask me, why aren't there any famous Mormon strippers, I would have a really good answer for you. But ventriloquists? You got me there. But if I had to guess, I'd say it's because that person might feel some guilt about where he has to place his hand in order for that puppet to perform.