Question: Bishop, you know how people say "you can't take it with you"? What all does that include?
Answer: Mostly iPods, shoes, and decorative soaps. And everything else except your soul.
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Posted by Bishop Higgins at 11:13 PM
Labels: Ask the Bishop
Gerald Higgins - Bishop
Brother Ted Malloy - 1st counselor
Brother Garvey Evensborough II - 2nd couselor
Royal Samuelson - Executive Secratary
Tom Davis - Secratary to the Executive Secratary
Brother Alan Siepert - Ward liar
Brother Charlie Tibble - Ward gay
Mister Wiggles - Ward Dog
4 comments:
Hi, I came by your blog through someone else's. It is SO funny!
Good! I've never been a fan of how my garments cling, and I'd hate to live with that forever.
Id like to ask a question for your ask the bishop section:
Is dry humping or "DHing"or "the provo push" appropriate during courtship?
Sorry I just had to ask, because I'm afraid we may have a missed conception.
A "missed conception" is exactly the point.
Sis. Kerby
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