Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ask The Bishop

Question: Bishop, how come we can't play the drums in the chapel?

Answer: You can. If you don't mind settling for the telestial kingdom when you die.


Anonymous said...

What about Phil Collins? U2's Larry Mullen? Queen's Roger Taylor? The Stone's Charlie Watts? Beatles' Ringo Star? Sheila E., the percussionist?

If there aren't drums in the celestial kingdom, then sign me up for the terestial.

Anonymous said...

Haha ha ha ha! You totally put a huge smile on my face.

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight. In the telestial kingdom I don't have to have anymore babies AND I can live next door to Ringo Star?
Sign me up!
Sis. Kerby

NoSurfGirl said...

What about the accordion?

Elder Rexy said...

You play the accordion in the chapel you're going straight to hell! (Telestial Kingdom if you play it anywhere else.)