Monday, June 16, 2008

Why we use the consecrated oil

I had a dream last night that a stick of butter said to a vial of oil, "This town ain't big enough for the two of us" and challenged the concecrated oil to a duel the next day at high noon. The stick of butter lost the duel. The consecrated oil shot and killed the butter, and in my dream, that's the reason we use consecrated oil.


mel said...

I'm mostly concerned about the cholesterol. I would hate to be blessed in some miraculous way, only to have my blood pressure go up. I worry about my triglycerides, too.

Tabitha said...

Ha ha ha. Butter can't talk! You are so funny Bishop.