It's come to my attention that some members of the ward have begun a casserole wrestling club. Let me state that while it may not be as lurid and sensual as mud wrestling or jello wrestling, it is still unbecoming of a follower of Jesus. I'd like to see that this is discontinued at once. Casserole wrestling--what will they think of next? Actually, please don't answer that. I don't want to know.
Friday, October 17, 2008
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What kind of casseroles are they using?
Do you consider funeral potatoes to be a casserole?
Just today on my blog, I posted a rather yummy recipe for funeral potatoes, you should check it out and give the recipe to your Relief Society President.
...OH...so the sign up sheet in Relief Society for 50 casseroles wasn't for Sister Adler and the quints?... No wonder Sister Peterson said to just leave them at her back door....
First of all, LaDawn, the name of your blog is truly inspired. You must really pay close attention to the spirit. And thanks for the recipe. That reminds me. It's time for our ward to have a good old fashion recipe swap. We haven't had one of those since brother Deardon came home early from his mission.
I'm with sister playa. I thought it was for the nursery snacks. that's why I made my mother's famous peanut butter and green jelly macaroni casserole with potatoe chips. If I had known it was going to be for wrestling I would have done the better than $%&# green jello casserole. It stains and we would have known who the culprits were in sacrament meeting. Kind of like when Sister Butterfield forgets to wash her hands really good and we can see the "SKANK" stamp from the club the night before. Interesting. We only judge righteously in relief society. mmhmm.
Bishop-
Bro. Samuelson called and asked if My husband and I would talk next Sunday. My husband said he would do it if we could negotiate a 25-50% break on our tithing for the month of December seeing how the holidays are coming up and all. Let us know.
Shawna, you scoundrel. Brother Samuelson isn't the one that calls to ask people to speak in church. He only calls to tell people we're bringing by a casserole. So since brother Samuelson doesn't make those calls, (brother Ted Malloy our first counselor does that) that's how I know you're trying to pull the wool over my eyes. This reminds me of the time you tried to tell me that you'd only been married three times. Repent of your lies, sister.
So, being the Ward's newest Missionary...would my having recently participating in the Ward Casserole Wrestling Semi-Finals a bad thing?
If it is, can I hold off repenting until the finals? I did really good in the semi-finals and have invited some less-actives to the championship event. I promise I'll repent right after.
The problem with casserole wrestling, I have found, is that sometimes [insert vegetable of your choosing] gets stuck in unwanted places, if you know what I am saying. You don't have this same problem with jello and mud.
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