Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I Don't Know The Answer To This

One of the ward members asked me a good question. I don't know the answer, but I'll open it up for all of you to give your oppinion. Here's the question.

If you come to this earth and are given the last name of "Plowman" will you get extra breaks when you go to heaven on account of having to go through life with the last name Plowman?

As I said, I don't know the answer. But I will say this. At least you name isn't Seimens. Or this would be hilarious. What if your name was Tim Nuggets. Ha ha ha. Tim Nuggets. Who would ever want to be named Tim.

6 comments:

Heidi Ashworth said...

Dear Bishop, I think you need to get your head out of the gutter. Or not. Maybe you should take this one to a higher authority. (tee hee)

Bishop Higgins said...

Head out of the gutter? How do you think that makes people with the name "Plowman" feel? Probably not very good and I think you owe them an apology.

K.B. said...

In my line of work we come across a lot of names that would earn the biggest sinner "extra breaks". I dare not post what they are for fear they would read this (because everyone reads this, right?) and get their feeling hurt. Hilarious!

John S. Shumway said...

Bishop, when you get released will the new bishop take over the blog? Or will you continue to blog about your new calling?

Bishop Higgins said...

Hi Brother John. I think there is an opportunity for both things to happen. That the new bishop will take over, and I'll also write about my new calling which will probably be Stake President or Mission President.

Steve said...

Stake President or Mission President? I elect you as Church President. Oh I forgot, we don't get a say in that matter.