Sunday, March 08, 2009

Ward Auction

Big success at the ward auction on Saturday. If you weren't there, you really missed out. I just wanted to mention of few of the items that surprised me as being big ticket items. I would have thought no one would bid on these, but boy was I wrong.

1. Free annual polyp removal for life - Donated by Sister Jessica Cottle - $415
2. Cross-stiched sign reading "A back rub in the front room leads to a front rub in the back room". - Donated by Sister Trudy Cooper - $175
3. Interpretive statue of Lorenzo Snow's beard - Donated by Brother David Heap - $95
4. The quilt Tabitha Clawson slept with before leaving our ward for juvenile detention - Donated by Sister Clawson - $295


Lucy said...

LOL. I love being able to laugh outloud at some of these!

Heidi Ashworth said...

This is just about the funniest thing I have ever read.

Barry and Shannon said...

Dang!! I was out bidded on the cross-stitch?

maybemaybenot said...

I would have paid WAY more for the cross stitch. That is so true it should basically be scripture. It is definitely Journal of Discourses worthy. Amen to Front Rubs. Don't underestimate them.