Tuesday, August 07, 2007

New Rings For Teenagers Replace CTR Rings

My son Nathan tells me that CTR rings aren't cool. I think he's up in the rafters, but apparently Sister Minnie Archer feels the same way as Nathan. Of course, unlike my son Nathan that just complains and complains without offering any solutions, Sister Archer has actually done something about it. She has fashioned a new line of rings for the young kids in high school to replace the CTR ring. It's called the ICTDTRT Ring and it stand for"It's Cool To Do The Right Thing".

They'll be available just in time for the beginning of school this year and start at $39.95. So come on kids--reserve your ring now because you sure don't want to be the only one at school to hear, "Where's your ICTDTRT ring, nerd?"




8 comments:

Jeremy said...

Wait a minute. Is this site real?

That always kills me when someone writes that. Anyway, how about an update on the young mens basketball team? I hear there was some swearing at the last game, plus one of the boys was drinking Pepsi and Margo Tingy beat up Mark Camp.

Bishop Higgins said...

Wait just a minute, mister. I don't think you are a member of our ward. Updates on the basketball team? We don't play basketball in the summer, you wing-nut. We're too busy in this ward cultivating our gardens, snapping peas, and canning peaches. And maybe, just maybe there's time to take the boat out to get in a little water-skiing with the kids. We'll save the basketball for this winter so you can just cool your jets, mister.

Brother Burton said...

I'm glad to see a new kind of ring is being introduced. I'm tired of my 14 year old Sunday School class making fun of Sister Burton and I for using golden CTR rings for our wedding rings. As you know, we thought it was so clever and appropriate to symbolize our "choosing" each other, especially given that her name is Ruffyella and mine is Rutner.

hyrum said...

what i am tired of is the whole shield thing. why cant it be like our scout troops patrol flag, a snake?

that or have a nice flower design around the initials just like the flower designs that sister maggie stallworth does for sunday services?

the shield thing is soooo 300-ish.

Anne Bradshaw said...

This has to be the spoofiest tongue-in-cheek site in the blogosphere. Are you sure you're not Professor 'iggins?

CTR Ring Lover said...

I would totally love to carry your CTR ring in my store! This is a great idea! LOL!

CTR Ring said...

This made me laugh out loud! Wish you'd give me this CTR ring, Bishop!

CTR Rings said...

We miss you bishop. Have they called someone to take your place yet?