Friday, August 03, 2007

This is your lucky day!

Francine Baldwin has made another batch of her ever popular "Word of Wisdom Squash Bars" and just called me to say she has about 300 pounds extra for anyone in the ward that would like to come get some. It's first come, first serve so I'd hurry right over there and get some. Yum yum!


Anonymous said...

You might want to alert the young women to avoid Bro Baldwin. Last time I went to pick up some of Francine's squash bars Bro Baldwin offered me some of his own squash bar, if you know what I mean.

Janelle R.

Anonymous said...

That's a darn lie. It's true that I answered the door only in a towel, but that's because I had just come home from helping to move Brother Elton's collection of old National Geographic magazines. It took me and two other high priests all morning and I'd worked up quite a sweat.

You might want to ask Sister Janelle about the immodest clothing she was wearing. I mean, I don't think painted toenails and short-shorts invite the Spirit, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Bro Baldwin