Thursday, July 24, 2008

No, there is no "Hunchback Branch"

It's strange, but brother Alan Siepert, our ward liar, has been quiet for a few months and hasn't tried to spread his lies for some time. But I knew that silence was too good to be true. The problem with brother Alan Siepert's lies, is how believable they are, and how effective he is in convincing the ward that what he says is true. So while we do have the Spanish Branch in our stake, believe me, we DO NOT have a hunchback branch. As far as I know, there are no hunchback branches anywhere in the church. Let's be very clear on that.

Brother Siepert, why do you do this?


Anonymous said...

You might want to talk to Tabitha. Bro Seipert also told her there was a "Free Love" Branch. Then he offered to give her a ride next Sunday.

Sam Nehor Jones said...

I had a hunch he was lying.