Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I'm dying to know

The cannery has called to let me know that someone in our ward left their car keys at the building. They were found after the last shift. They keys are described as having a skull and crossbones key ring, along with a rabbits foot, an owls foot, a vial of consecrated oil, a vial of sheep's blood and 7 separate keys. It looks like one of the keys is to a Toyota Corolla.

Now, that's nothing to be ashamed of. Please don't decide to not come forward and claim the keys just because you drive a Corolla. Lots of really neat people drive a Corolla. They are an affordable and parsimonious choice. Seriously. Please come get your keys. I'm dying to know who drives a Corolla. I promise I won't laugh. Out loud.

3 comments:

Holdinator said...

Parsimonious choice of car...

Heh.

Jac Smak said...

How can you tell it is sheep's blood. I might be baby blood.

Bishop Higgins said...

Sheep's blood. Who would carry around baby blood.

Baby's blood. I've never heard of anything so absurd and I used to live in Aberdeen Idaho.