Praying to Mitt Romney
Monday, September 29, 2008
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9 comments:
But Bishop,
If we don't pray to him who will save the constitution when it falls? Don't you remember the part in Revelations where it talks about President Romney being the leader of the free world at the time of the second coming? I for one will be writing him in as President!
Well, writing him in for President and prayer to him are two different things.
It's not a sin to pray FOR him though, right? Since I personally believe that he's one of the Three Nephites..... at least I think that's what they are called. Maybe I need to make an appointment with you, I'm losing my LDS memory.
...Well alright...I guess I will stop praying to Donny and Marie while I'm at it...
Well, you can stop praying to Marie.
While I don't pray to Mitt. I do light a candle with his likeness on it and try to channel his energy. He has a lot of energy. And great teeth.
Janelle
I thought that the weeks Fourth Most Popular Sin was praying to Bronco Mendenhall?
Since WHEN did we stop praying to Steve Young? Seriously, people!
I have prove that Mitt has answered my prayers - and I have the bumper sticker to prove it
"I don't want to vote for either of those idiots"
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