Sunday, September 28, 2008

Take the Homeless Boating, Take Them Boating

You know how, when you think about the homeless, you always think about giving them a new pair of socks, or helping them get a burr out their beard? Those things are nice, but sometimes the homeless like to just let their hair down and have a good time. That's why we're going to have a"Take the Homeless Boating" night. We tried this last year and it was a great success.

Thanks to all the homeless that showed up last year:
Lug nut
Captain Scabs
Lady Cha-cha
Ricketts McGhee
Mr. Shiny
Lord Vagabond
Dave Norley


Anonymous said...

Just so you know, Noxy and Lady Cha-cha are not homeless people. That is Bro Noble and Bro. Lemmons in drag.

John S. Shumway said...


Bishop Higgins said...

I hope it's not loud laughter

Anonymous said...

There aren't enough references these days to the great song "Take the Skinheads Bowling"... good job.

Bishop Higgins said...

I don't know about that song, but I hope it's about taking them bowling, and while there, teaching them about the word of wisdom and the Book of Mormon.

SayitwithanH said...

I think you misspelled Sister Vagabond's first name, its Lourdes. She wanted a vanity plate on her shopping cart, but I told her that we have commandments against that. You also forgot her brother Jesus. But, really...isn't he all our brother. ;)

Melanie said...

Tell me the truth. Are you my dad - blogging from Heaven??