Thursday, January 08, 2009

Allow This Clarification

Little Mary Paremen stated in her testimony today that Jesus was the first person to teach us all to "Be kind, rewind." Wrong! So wrong. Her parents need a family home evening lesson on when the VCR was invented.


maybemaybenot said...

Yes, I agree Bishop. I'm pretty sure "Be Kind, Rewind!" was one of the gems taught by Joseph Smith. Jesus' motto was "Pay it Forward".

Besides, I was over at the Paremen's house last Monday evening and the lesson was about modesty. We learned how to take off our bra without removing our shirt.

Anonymous said...

Bishop told me I wasn't susposed to do that at the Stake dances anymore.