Saturday, July 21, 2007

Darn you, brother Siepert

Darn you, Brother Siepert. Please, brothers and sisters. Listen to me. You can not substitute your attendance at Stadium of Fire for one week's attendance at church. I know that the spirit was strong there, (I cried) but it doesn't count as church. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times--Brother Siepert lies.

1 comment:

Brother Burton said...

Dear Bishop,

Thanks for clearing up the misunderstanding about the Stadium of Fire attendance. I feel silly listening to Bro. Siepert and missing last sunday's meetings. I now know that I know that I can't substitute fireworks for The Lord.

Do you think I can make it up by attending the Days of '47 Parade on Tuesday?

Faithfully yours,

Brother Burton