Sister Guthrie has developed a new spiritual product that all the women teaching Relief Society will want to purchase. It is a relief society lesson kit for only $1,300 dollars complete with the following items.
- 4 seasonal table clothes
- One brass oil lamp
- Large-print version of the poem "Footprints"
- 10 cross-stitched quotes including one from America's favorite Jew, Zubin Mehta
- Porcelain figure of a woman praying
- Porcelain figure of a young boy with one arm, flying a kite
- Porcelain figure of a woman with 8 kids, crying
- Tabletop easel
- Hilarious joke-picture of Dostoevsky getting baptized by David Rodeback